His name…Criss Angel. I admit, I DVRed “Mindfreak” last night, but I am HUGE Criss Angel fan…so much so that in Vegas, I went to his store at the Luxor 4 times in 24 hours (they were closed twice, and the other time got cut short due to work). I saw him at “The City” down in Cancun when my buddies and I went…and he was just getting started with Mindfreak…I think I was the only person who knew who he was.
(The photo is blurry because it was taken so far away, but I snapped a few paparazzi shots of him making out with some blonde….turns out that he’s married…I saw a picture of his wife…that wasn’t his wife in Cancun).
One day, Criss Angel…I, too, will learn to levitate.
That leads me right into this list that everyone saw coming…
Favorite Magicians (wow)
10 . Lance Burton - He’s in Vegas…always.
9. David Blaine - At first he was cool, now he just tortures himself and that’s supposed to be magic? But on the plus side, at least Michael Jackson believes in you.
8. Merlin - Maybe he’s more of a wizard technically…whatever.
7. David Copperfield - The Niagra Falls trick was AWESOME…the Great Wall of China? Not so much. You were clearly in the bottom of the crate that they lifted over the wall.
6. Siegfried & Roy - I always wanted to see this show. Hey kids, don’t play with tigers.
5. Hmm…I miscounted…I only have 9…no #5. Ahh…maybe #5 disappeared…like magic?
4. Harry Houdini - He’d be making top dollar if he were alive today…and would be in Vegas.
3. Penn & Teller - Their show on Showtime is great as well.
2. The Amazing Jonathon - The funniest comedian/magician of all-time
1. Criss Angel - Everything he does reeks of poserish-ness…but I am a HUGE fan.
Kick Ass
Jennifer called it “warped and weird”…and I sort of liked it. It’s a good comic book movie…it really dragged in some parts though. Hit Girl is definitely the best part of this movie…the worst part of the movie? Nicolas Cage’s mustache. I give it a B-…Jennifer would give it a C-.
Heartland Milk
Jennifer and I don’t do the organic thing…but Jennifer loves the Heartland organic chocolate milk. Loves it. For some reason, HyVee doesn’t always get a huge shipment of it or something because they are out of stock a lot…they only get it on a certain day of a week…we went on that day…it’s Saturday or Sunday, I can’t remember…and there was already only one left. Jennifer guards this chocolate milk with much care…I have found it’s better not even to ask for a glass…I’ll just get turned down, ha ha! AWESOME is as AWESOME does!
Well, as of right now, Brett Favre is still reportedly going to re-re-retire…again. Do the right thing here Favre…do it. I am prepared to re-embrace you with open arms…however, I must say, I enjoyed despising you this past year. It gave me a glimpse into Bears and Vikings fans lives for all those years. It was very interesting, and upon review, he is a diva…a whiny diva…a diva who gets way too may attention. My Brett Favre Goggles blinded me to that for many years. I’m still trying to figure out how the Bengals-Browns game I watched last year somehow still found a way to incorporate Brett Favre into a quarter of the game. Ridiculous.
Your time is up Favre…retire.
Officially One Week -
MJ’s due date is officially one week from today. That’s AWESOME. Jennifer would be more than happy though if MJ made a special appearance today. I’d be fine with that too…let’s meet the little dude or dudette! I think we’ve settled on a few name choices…which I will not tell you until MJ arrives…and I love the name choices…so does Jennifer. We are more than a bit excited!
The Cubs
Hey, the lost 18-1 the other day…well done. The saddest part? They lost 17-1 the week before. Somehow, we’re getting even suckier this year. Ugh. But, hey, at least Favre is retiring (possibly…maybe).
Itunes Day -
Ryan Star - 11:59 - His new album came out yesterday…it’s very good. I really like “Breathe” of course…and the song “You and Me” is excellent as well.
Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man - This is a folksy/alternative song…but it’s excellent. I really like it.
Ken & Colleen’s Facebook Page
Hey, if you’re not a fan yet of Ken & Colleen’s Facebook page, you should be…there’s a bunch of fun photos & videos up there…plus we pose a bunch of fun questions throughout the morning. Do it…do it…do it.
I don’t know why or how I came to the realization that I could do this…or why anyone would want to do this…but I can…but I kind of wish I couldn’t.
Oh, don’t worry…it’s dumb.
Redbox Recommendations
Out on Redbox today is a movie I definitely want to Redbox tonight or tomorrow…and one that I wanted to…but then saw who it was directed by, and I hope no one ever rents it.
Kick Ass - I’ve heard so many differing views on this movie. I hear it’s funny…but then I hear it goes off the deep-end and gets super violent. That seems weird to me…but from what I’ve mainly heard is that it’s a really good superhero movie. We shall see…this is the one I definitely wanted to rent.
The Ghost Writer - This looked great in the previews. A writer following around Pierce Brosnan to report on his life, and apparently Pierce is in the CIA or something. You look at it, and it looks like a great movie…but then it says “directed by Roman Polanski”. Well, hanh to that! Congrats for working with a child rapist again Hollywood. I used to really like the movie “The Pianist” too…now I’ll use it as a coaster.
By the way, not to sound too Sandra Lee here…but old DVDs and CDs make fantastic coasters. Sandra Lee would throw in a tablescape right now which would bore us to tears…but then she’d make us a cocktail. Woot woot! Cocktail time!
It’s “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel…I have decided that they just need to rename it “Sucks to be a Seal” Week. Seriously…they eat a lot of seals.
Movies, Movies, Movies
What didn’t we see this weekend? We definitely stocked up on getting some final movies in before little MJ arrives.
Inception - Thought it was fantastic. A solid “A-”. I’m still puzzled by the ending (as everyone is)…and even when I think I have some faint idea of how I thought how the ending happened…I change my mind…it’s a movie that will mess with your brain. The concept of the movie was excellent…loved the special effects….and thought all the performances were really strong. I don’t know…the ending just sort of bothers me a bit. Not like “Lost”, where the ending sucked…but this one just bothers me because I’m not sure of what we had just seen. It’s a really good movie though.
Dinner For Schmucks - Just a “C”. I was really hoping for non-stop hilarity in this movie…and it just wasn’t there. Steve Carrell is hilarious…but I feel like that they wasted the comedic efforts of Paul Rudd…the artist character I could have cared less about…and the whole scene in the restaurant with the Swiss couple was just annoying more than anything else. It took probably a good 20 minutes into the movie before I got my first real good laugh. That being said, Steve Carrell’s mouse hobby…hilarious. It had it’s moments…but nothing that really was a gutbuster.
We did find out though…that if you’re pregnant, the best place to sit is in the row right behind the handicap seats…they have those metal bars on the in front of 1/2 that row…and Jennifer found it very comfortable to put her legs up on those.
Extract - I had the DVR grab this one…Jennifer saw it in the theaters and was just luke-warm on it…I watched it, and didn’t do much for me at all. That was disappointing too…I’m a big Jason Bateman fan…but this plot just wasn’t there. Even the very funny Kristen Wiig? Not funny at all…I mean at all. D-.
This Is It - The DVR grabbed this one too, and gave it a shot. It’s, of course, the story of Michael Jackson’s final rehearsals. It was 98% rehearsals…I thought that there would be some interviews, some more background footage…but no, it’s just the concert rehearsals. After 30 minutes, I was like “really, this is it?” (oh the pun). I was wanting much, much more. Jennifer and I were watching him do his rehearsals…and to be honest, the only time we felt like he was enjoying himself on stage was when he was singing “I’ll Be There”. That was easily my favorite part of the movie…it was the only time during the movie that I actually thought, “Man, I miss Michael Jackson”.
Leo DiCaprio Movies -
I’ll say it…I think he’s become one of the best actors of our time. He’s great in nearly every role…lately, his performances have been outstanding. When I looked on Imdb.com, the dude has like 10 movies in development…including “Hoover” (the story of J. Edgar Hoover)…Jennifer and I really want to see that one.
Best Leo Movies -
9. Basketball Diaries - A movie I need to re-visit. A tremendous movie.
8. Catch Me If You Can - The first time I saw this, I didn’t like it…thanks to the efforts of TBS/TNT, I’ve seen it enough to appreciate more of it. Christopher Walken is fantastic as the dad.
7. Body of Lies - Leo was great…I thought Russell Crowe wasn’t (but I’ve been thinking that a lot about Crowe’s performances lately…I’m sure Crowe just saw this blog and will now soon be arriving to throw a phone at me, ha ha).
6. The Aviator - I’ve only seen it once, and to be honest, if I saw it again…I’m not sure if it would jump 2 places on this list…or fall completely off it. Cate Blanchett’s portrayal of Katherine Hepburn was dead-on..and maybe that’s my problem…I don’t really like Cate Blanchett, and I don’t really like Katherine Hepburn.
5. Shutter Island - A great movie…with a great twist of an ending. An ending I thought I knew was coming…but was wrong.
4. Titanic - It’s a chick-flick, no doubt….but that iceberg scene is so good that it gets to #4 on this list. You know what? No…I’ll say it. It’s a good movie all the way around, except for the end…when Rose won’t share the giant block of wood she’s resting on….seriously, Rose, move over a little, Jack’s freezin’….if you help him out of the water, he won’t die. Oh, SPOILER alert…he dies.
3. Inception - See previous review.
2. The Departed - A great cast…great movie…Leo & Matt Damon were so good in this.
1. Blood Diamond - This movie is AWESOME. If you haven’t seen it, go Redbox it. It’s a gripping movie…it’s one of those that you’re sad to see it end.
Worst Leo Movies -
There are bad ones too…oh yes…
5. The Beach - Made no sense…and sucked.
4. The Man in the Iron Mask - Snnooooorrree…
3. Romeo & Juliet - It was just so weird. They wanted to be so hip with this movie…but it didn’t work. It had a good movie soundtrack though…what every happened to “Garbage”?
2. Gangs of New York - I was really looking forward to this movie when it came out…and was so horribly disappointed. I just didn’t like it….even Daniel Day-Lewis I thought wasn’t that good. It didn’t live up to the hype at all.
1. Revolutionary Road - This is one of the WORST movies I have ever seen in my entire life. I don’t understand how it was nominated for Oscars? It’s a boooorrrrriiinnng movie…nothing happens…I mean, literally…nothing happens. The ending? Bizarre…and totally out of left field. I dozed off twice during the movie…it was terrible.
The Cubs Made Jennifer Sad
The Cubs traded away Ryan Theriot this weekend…(and Ted Lilly)…Jennifer will miss Theriot’s cuteness (her words).
New Phones
Jennifer and I have joined the 21st centuries…we now have phones with Internet. I don’t know how to get email…but I know how to look up Fandango…and 1/3 of my fantasy baseball teams.
These are the HD Sunglasses that they advertise on TV. They say that “everything will look in High Definition”. We found these at the Dollar Store (we were at the Dollar Store because Jennifer refuses to pay more than $1 for gift bags). These were avaiable for $1, so I took the risk….I put them on, and they are nothing more than regular sunglasses. I saw no high definition…but on the plus side, they look terrible…but they do fit over other sunglasses. Now, the TV Hat? I’m sure that works!
You know what? The more I look at the picture, I think the more and more I like them. I’m keepin’ ‘em!
Famous Italians -
It’s the Italian American Heritage Festival this weekend…which sounds delicious. The amount of food vendors they have there is astounding…and all Italian, oh man, I love pasta….especially spicy seafood pastas…ohhhhh (cue Homer Simpson drooling sound effect).
Let’s Do a Variety of Lists…shall we?
Favorite Italians
10 - Marisa Tomei - Her work in The Wrestler brought her right back up to popularity…maybe it was the fact that she never wore a shirt in that movie.
9. Danny Devito - Fantastic work on “Always Sunny in Philadelphia”….and “Twins” of course.
8. Tony Danza - I miss his show…he’s still the boss.
7. Joe Dimaggio - Great baseball player.
6. Steve Carrell - Great actor…all around funny dude.
5. Tony Bennett - I’d pay to see a Tony Bennett concert, I’m not sure why…I feel like I should though.
4. Frank Sinatra - He’s good, what can ya say.
3. Dean Martin - My favorite Rat Pack Member
2. Michaelangelo - My favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle…he was a party dude! Kowabunga!
1. Leonardo Da Vinci - Smartest man, probably ever…thank you for inspring a fantastic book….a not-so-good movie…and terrible Tom Hanks hair.
Yesterday was officially two weeks until our due date. Woot woot? Am I nervous? Surprisingly, not yet. I don’t mean to sound cocky, but Jennifer and I are going to be great parents…plus we’ve gotten tons of advice from friends, families, and you the listeners…we’re as prepared as we can be. (By the way, Jennifer would be fine with not having to wait 2 more weeks to have MJ make his/her arrival…she’s quite uncomfortable).
A Visit From Sweden
On Tuesday night, my mom and our cousin from Sweden, Eva, came and did a one night visit with Jennifer and I. Eva had never met Jennifer before, and I hadn’t seen her since 1998 (when I went to Sweden while studying overseas). It was great seeing both of them…and I’m glad Eva had a good time while here! Jennifer said that Eva was one of the sweetest people ever. It’s amazing how excellent her English is (Eva’s, not Jennifer’s…Jennifer’s English is also very strong, ha ha).
(my mom, my wife, and Eva)
(Of course, I had to take Eva by the radio station…she’s a natural)
(Jennifer and me…two weeks ’til go)
What I’m Listening To Right Now -
NOTE: These are only suggestions that you should consider if you are out of the range of Star 102.5.
Fantasy Focus Football (or Baseball) - For all my fantasy needs…I DON’T miss an episode.
Film Sack - I love this podcast. It’s 4 guys talking about movies, and whether they stand the test of time. They never talk about the obvious movies…so far, I’ve heard them re-visit “Beetlejuice” and “Howard the Duck”. It’s good comedy, and good memories.
Doug Loves Movies - Comedian (and friend of the show) Doug Benson sits down with other comedians and discuss current movies, and whether or not they suck or not. Again, very funny. I love movie chat…and random movie references.
The Totally Rad Show - This one is pretty for much guys…they review movies, video games, movie trailers…dumb stuff…that I love.
Food Network Humor - Hilarious. I love the Food Network…and this podcast does nothing but make fun of the Food Network. It’s hilarious. Comparisons of Ina Garten to Roseanne Barr…countless shots at Sandra Lee…and numerous shots at Paula Deen’s sons…which is all well deserved.
Barenaked Ladies Songs -
It’s going to be a great show tonight down on the Walnut Street Bridge…Jennifer and I are going to see how she’s feeling, but if she feels up to it, we will be there tonight enjoying the BNL. Top 7 BNL Songs -
Yes, this is Tiffany…fighting…Debbie Gibson…in a movie called “Mega-Python v. Gatoroid”. All that can be said is “wow”.
Most importantly…this means that 25 years from now…we can all enjoy Britney Spears v. Christina Aguilera in “Mega-Skunk v. Aardvark-oid”
Hot Tub Time Machine -
It’s out on Redbox now…go watch it…and love it. It’s hilarious. Oh, it stars John Cusack…time for a list…
John Cusack Movies -
Now, I’m on the fence with John Cusack…his acting background is vast, with lots of great movies, but some really bizarre ones…and some ones that I feel are vastly overrated.
The Best Cusack Movies -
10. Road to Wellville - Really? A movie based on bowel cleansing? Ridiculous, but hilarious. I don’t remember John really being in the movie. I remember Matthew Broderick and Sir Anthony Hopkins more.
9 . Say Anything - Many of you will be upset that this isn’t higher on the list…but to be honest, besides the “In Your Eyes” blaring from his radio outside the window, I don’t remember a thing about this movie.
8. Runaway Jury - Good, suspenseful crime/courtroom drama. I bought into it…John Cusack was excellent.
7. Sixteen Candles - Again, many of you will argue that this should be higher on the list. I just never got into this movie….and again, I only remember Dong and his “auto-mo-bile!”
6. Grosse Point Blank - A ridiculous concept of a hitman going to his high school reunion…but he and Dan Akyroyd (are there to “y”s in his name? I forget) made it work.
5. Serendipity - Points because it was good little flick…but mostly bigger points because it had Jeremy Piven…but mostest mostest biggest points for introducing us to Kate Beckinsale.
4. Hot Tub Time Machine - Hilarity at its hot tubbie finest!
3. Better Off Dead - I’m not much of a skiier, but when I catch re-runs of this movie, it makes me want to re-learn how.
2. Con Air - It was like “The Rock, Part 2: Up in the Air”. The cast was great…the action was great…Steve Buscemi is the world’s most dangerous criminal? Of course he is. Even Nicolas Cage and his ridiculous mane of hair didn’t annoy me.
1. One Crazy Summer - Cusack’s finest work…and one of the best movies ever. I remember as a kid laughing so hard when after the graduation ceremony, everyone is getting new cars, and he gets the street washer. Hilarious…oh, and by the way, this was also Bobcat Goldthwait’s finest work. If you need evidence of this, go watch him as Godzilla…plus, when he tells the story of the “little fat kid that everyone picked on”. “Were you that little fat kid?” “(crying) What? Me? No…I used to pick on him, and yell, why are you so fat, why are you so fat?!”
Bad John Cusack Movies -
Oh, and there are bad ones …
1408 - This should have been on my most confusing movies list ever…and the ending sucked.
2012 - The graphics were great…but how long of a movie is this? Seriously, get on the ark, and get movin’. The ending…sucked. You’re telling me that a gigantic ark that can hold 250,000 people gets broken down because a small piece of machinery gets stuck in one of the wheels? Dumb.
High Fidelity - I know people who LOVE this movie. I never understood that. It’s kind of boring…and besides Jack Black’s character, there’s nothing memorable about this movie. I had high hopes when I saw it…and it bored me to tears.
Being John Malkovich - Boring…confusing as all get out…and critically acclaimed. Critically acclaimed might be one of my red flag warnings that I won’t like the movie. If the critics liked it, I probably won’t.
The Sure Thing - I may have watched this when I was too young to understand it. All I remember is that Princess Vespa from Spaceballs is in it…and again, I remember being bored. The Ice Harvest - Another “critically acclaimed” movie. I tried to buy into it…but couldn’t. It was sort of blah…or sort of Hanh!
Movies I’m Not Sure About -
Eight Men Out - Good baseball movie…but it’s about the White Sox…and they stink.
Thin Red Line - I need to re-watch this movie. It might be better the second time around. It was just too artsy of a war movie for me at times.
I Don’t Know Who’s Who
You line up Miranda Cosgrove….Demi Levato…and Selena Gomez…and I don’t know who is who. I thought Selena and Demi were the same person…ala Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus. I thought Demi was Selena’s stage name. Miranda is ICarly, right? She was the little know-it-all in the movie School of Rock, right? Which one dated the Jonas Brother? Did they all? The same Jonas Brother? Different Brother? Darn it Disney, you’ve caused my head to hurt again.
Steve Carrell Leaving “The Office”
So, it’s confirmed, this will be the last season for Steve Carrell as Michael Scott on “The Office”. They should just end the show when he leaves…who are they going to get to replace him? Jim? Dwight? Pam? Andy? That won’t nearly be as much fun. We’ve seen Jim as a manager…and he lost his funny. This used to be one of the funniest shows on TV, but last season was a major disappointment. Hopefully they can find a way to make Carrell’s final season the best ever. Maybe Daryl could be the new manager? Naw…he’s better in the warehouse. They messed too much with a good thing already.
Itunes Day -
Yesterday, there was only one song that was purchased -
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream - It’s a dream of a song. It’s possibly more catchy than California Gurls. It brinks on AWESOMEness!
Short blog today…why? Because after watching this, I couldn’t type any further. The Season 5 preview of Dexter came out…and this season looks AWESOME. It is one of my favorite shows of all-time.
It consists of 126 songs…all hand-picked by Jennifer to help her get through the birthing process…here are some notable ones:
Happy - Leona Lewis
Love Will Never Do - Janet Jackson
Unusual You - Britney Spears
I’m Awesome - Spose
Not Afraid - Eminem
Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
American Boy - Estelle
Breathe - Ryan Star
You Are Not Alone - Michael Jackson
Ridin’ Solo - Jason DeRulo
Breakin’ Dishes - Rhianna
Hopefully, these songs along with all the others, will help keep Jennifer focused…determined…and most of, pain-free! She said she wanted a nice mix of songs that would mellow her out…but then she goes and throws on the “Breakin’ Dishes” song, ha ha!
We Bought a New Rug
Jennifer found a great new rug for our living room…the cats like it too. Seriously, we had it about 10 minutes before they just went nuts on it…we had to Fur-minate it right afterwards. They must have really missed carpet.
Angelina Jolie Movies -
I’ve heard two sorts of reviews for her new movie “Salt”. It either is “the best action movie of the year”, or one of the “worst movie of the years”. There is little in-between apparently. I admit, I’ve never been a fan of Angelina Jolie…her movies aren’t that good. Besides “Girl, Interrupted”, I have found most of her characters to be very annoying.
Her best work comes in the form of cartoons…such as “Kung Fu Panda” and “Shark Tale“.
Look at these other movies…find me a good one…
Beowulf - Ugh.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Not that great of a movie.
Tomb Raider - Horrible action movies.
Wanted - The special effects were cool, that’s about it.
Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow - Again, special effects were cool.
A Mighty Heart - Snnnooore.
Alexander - Big budget flop.
Gone in 60 Seconds - Snnooore…with Nicolas Cage.
Pushing Tin - Billy Bob & Jon Cusack were good, that’s about it.
The Changeling - Another movie that either people loved or hated.
Hackers - A surprisingly fun movie.
Her movies don’t do all that well at the box office, yet she’s still regarded as a “huge box office draw”. I don’t get it.
Andre Dawson -
One of my favorite Cubs of all-time, Andre Dawson, was enshrined in the Hall of Fame yesterday. That’s AWESOME. He’s AWESOME Dawson.
My Favorite Cubs of All-Time?
1. Greg Maddux
2. Ryne Sandberg
3. Andre Dawson
4. Sammy Sosa
5. Rick Sutcliffe
When Greg Maddux gets inducted in 4 years, I think that would be a fun family trip for Jennifer, myself, and MJ…Cooperstown, New York…here we come.
Event
Finished “Event” by David Lynn Goleman…book number 18(? hmm…I’ll have to check…it’s 18 or 19) this year. I liked it a lot. It was a bit more science fiction than what I normally read, but I like the whole Area 51 thing. It was good…very detailed…and an interesting concept. I bought into it so much, that I’ll read Goleman’s next book…called “Legend”. I think I like this series.
One thing about the book…and it’s true for the “War of the Worlds” movie as well (another movie which should have been on my most confusing list)…so aliens die just because it’s Earth? Really? Bullets can’t stop them…they can survive nuclear missile strikes…but a lot oxygen/hydrogen/nitrogen combo drives them insane? In other words, if you’re being attacked by an alien, just breathe on them apparently…they will wither away…or they will eat you…whatever. Good luck to you.
When it’s hot outside like it was yesterday, there’s nothing to do than to stay inside in the A/C (especially when you have a wife ready to pop!)…so yesterday became a mini-movie day!
Despicable Me -
It was a toss-up last night between Despicable Me…or Inception. We both really want to see Inception, but on a school night…that movie is just too long…and also, Jennifer has a hard time sitting comfortably for more than 15 minutes. Despicable Me, was cute, funny, and an overall good movie. Jennifer says a solid “B”, I say “B+”. Colleen said that she cried at the end…I kept waiting for the reason to cry, I did not. Jennifer and I were completely dry-eyed.
Definitely going to head store though this weekend to buy MJ a stuffed-animal version of the yellow “Minion”. Hilarious. They rival the hilarious antics of “Steve” from “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.” Oh, I already know it’s going to be embarassing when I like these movies more than MJ does.
Steve Carrell was great in this movie by the way…and I can NOT wait to see “Dinner With Schmucks”.
The Runaways -
I usually like music biopics…but not this one. It’s the story of “The Runaways”…featuring Cherie Currie, Joan Jett, and Lita Ford. First off, Lita Ford’s character was barely mentioned…that’s awful. 2nd…it starred Kristen Stewart…I should have known I was going to be annoyed with this movie. Third…it just wasn’t interesting. “Walk the Line”, “Ray”, etc. were good music biopics because something happened. Ray’s brother died…Johnny Cash’s brother died…no one died here. No one even barely drug overdosed. I get that this was the first all-female rock group…but it didn’t even look like they faced that much adversity…the record label thought they’d be huge, and they were. There’s no plot there. A boring, boring movie.
Now, I admit, this is a partial review…I fast-forwarded through some parts…just so I could say I finished it. It was that bad.
Always Add Bacon -
That’s a simple rule. Always add bacon.
Rob Little -
Go see him at the FunnyBone this weekend. Do it, do it, do it. Plus, get ready for Rob’s show in October! Woot woot. Jennifer, myself, my boss Scott, and his wife are going tonight…I’ve challenged Rob to make Jennifer laugh so hard she goes into labor, ha ha!
Be On the Lookout -
Tomorrow night, if you see 15 idiots wearing Hawaiian shirts…that’d be Schweny’s Bachelor Party. I will be there…we will probably not be sober. By the way, Costco has a great selection of Hawaiian shirts…for only $19.99!
