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The First Baby and Maternity Clothes…and I-Pass on the I-Pad

From Kurt…

 

The First Baby and Maternity Clothes -

Here’s Jennifer wearing, and holding up her first maternity shirt and baby one-sie that I bought her…

 

Jennifer is sporting a new “Mom in Training” shirt from Motherhood Maternity…and the Pearl Jam one-sie (in Vikings colors to appease Jennifer…the Pearl Jam is all my doing). I love the Pearl Jam logo…I want to get that as my next tattoo. The Pearl Jam one-sie came from the website Yayarocks.com.

 

By the way, yesterday was our first trip ever to Motherhood Maternity…holy cow, you get tons of free stuff. They give you gift bags full of all sorts of stuff.

 

Oh, we bought our first “Baby Name Book”…some names are hilarious. We are not going to disclose our name choices, but I will be putting up names that are definitely not on the list. Jennifer vetoed a few last night…like Wrigley, Sheffield, Waveland, and Cubbie. I thought I’d give it a shot though.

 

I Pass on the IPad -

So Apple’s big announcement was the Ipad yesterday…I will pass on this trend. We don’t need this people…we already have too many gadgets…it’s not healthy. I have an Ipod Nano and the original Ipod…and that’s all I need. I have a phone that text messages…that’s all I need. All this is is a bigger, albeit better, Palm Pilot…and who still has a Palm Pilot? Exactly. The Ipod Touch? I rarely see anyone with these.

 

 

Apple junkies will love this of course, and they will rush out to buy it the day it comes out…only to see that a better, more improved one will come out 2 months later.

 

America’s Bathroom Troubles -

Last night, on TV, I saw this batch of commercials all in one break…it went from FloMax…to Activia…to Cialis…then ended with some Irritable Bowel Syndrome commercial. Seriously, America, we seem to be having a LOT of bathroom issues lately. Wow.

 

Chipotle -

It had been almost a month since I had gone to Chipotle…we went yesterday…so good. Oh, how I missed you Chipotle and your AWESOME goodness.

 

No New Office -

What gives? Still no new episodes of “The Office” tonight? What gives? You give us a clip show last week…and then nothing new ’til February. Ugh…double up Ugh Ugh!!

 

If You See Me Walking With A Limp -

At basketball last night, my buddy Corey Simon (that’s right, full names here) asked if I was okay…I had hurt my leg two weeks ago, and it’s about 90% healed…but he noticed that I was limping in-between plays. I call it my “Shonn Greene”. If you remember back at Iowa, and even now with the Jets, whenver Shonn Greene would head back to the huddle, he always seems to be limping…I must have picked up that up or something. My leg doesn’t hurt…but limping just seems to be a more relaxing way to walk while on the court.

NOTE: If you just read that…I owe you 20 seconds on your deathbed…I stole too much of your time, sorry.

 

AWESOME is as AWESOME does!

5 Responses to “The First Baby and Maternity Clothes…and I-Pass on the I-Pad”

  1. Nathan Ritz Says:

    In reference to yesterday’s comments on Ke$ha’s CD. I let a coworker listen to it and we both agreed that is it pretty good if you don’t listen to all of the words. The background music is pretty energized, but i think she is targeting a much younger aidience than herself.

    Slightly random, but have you heard about Taylor Swift’s plans for her home remodel? I forsee a shaved head in the next couple years… In a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Taylor revealed, “It’s going to be my fantasy world. There’s a pond in the living room… The pond is a moat around the fireplace and may possibly have koi fish in it.

    You step on a stepping stone in the pond in order to get on a spiral staircase, which takes you up to the human-sized bird cage observatory. They’re delivering a human-size birdcage, which I’ll put a brass telescope in. The ceiling of my living room is painted like the night sky.”

    Time to lay off the fairy dust, Taylor. (Smarter than Colleen?)

    Jennifer looks so cute! Get the use out of the onesie while you can, they outgrow them in like 4 weeks!

    Chipotle is still something I have yet to try, it is rumored they are building one near the Ingersoll & MLK intersection in that empty new strip-mall space, but who knows. I need to try it.

    My top pick for a name for a boy is Drake Michael. (nothing to do with the school, I swear, and Michael is both of our father’s names). We are torn on girls names. Worst name I have ever heard… I taught a dance camp in Texas, twin girls, Sorrow and Misery. They were super perky!

    Have an awesome day!

  2. Hand Fish Says:

    Nathan, what about Hanh or HanhFish for a girls name?

    Is it possible to give yourself a dutch oven outside of the bedroom? If so what is that called because i just had the perfect storm roll over myself not to long ago?!

  3. Julie S. Says:

    Hi Kurt!

    Well, you never cease to amaze me! You’ve officiated 5 weddings already?!?! Just promise you won’t incorporate the word AWESOME too many times in Colleen’s ceremony.

    I’m bummed that The OFfice is a rerun tonight, too, but I REALLY liked last week’s clips episode.

    Ok, I swear this is a true story. I have a friend who is a nurse in the delivery ward at 1 of the hospitals downtown, & she told me this story a couple months ago. The doctor came in on his rounds the day after the baby was delivered & looked at the chart & said to the mother, “You did NOT name your baby Sh*thead!” Apparently she’s pronouncing it Shi-thayd or something ridiculous. Seriously, what is wrong w/ people?

  4. Nathan Ritz Says:

    I actually met a Sha-teed once. But it does look really close to ‘poo’-head

  5. Michele Says:

    I’m betting BRETT is vetoed also!

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