Work life balance: what is on your schedule today? We all need a healthy balance in our personal/professional lives …

Bleepity Bleep! Seriously! Shut Bleep up and do your Bleeping  job!!!!!!!!

(NOTE: If you awere the one that wrote the response…I deem you AWESOME…that was fantastic response. DOUBLE NOTE: The first sender’s Tweet was a string of like 20 in about 15 minutes).

Wet Feet -

I’m typing this right now completely bare-footed at work. It was absolutely pouring when I came into work at 4:26 this morning. In our back parking lot, we have a river that forms whenever it rains. It completely separates the building from the parking lot. It’s a good 12 feet wide, and probably, this morning, a good 7-8 inches deep. I did my best attempt at a triple jump, but still, my feet got soaked.

When I got into the studio, I took off my shoes…and took my socks and threw them on top of the fan. They’re about 75% dry at the moment.

Colleen’s not happy that the studio smells like socks right now.

Sorry Coll…but I can’t stand having wet socks on.

How To Wash Your Hands -

In our building, we’re mostly all grown-ups….well, we are in the age sense of the word. Most of us have been washing our hands for at least a good 20+ years now…but yesterday at some point, I guess we had to put up the “How To Wash Your Hands” signs all over the bathroom.

You mean I use soap? And wash thoroughly? What? Rinse my hands too? Surely, you jest! That’s madness!

I know none of us don’t want H1N1…but I think it’s been beaten into our heads on how to avoid it.  Washing hands…wow…what’s next, the proper way to cover my sneeze? Oh wait, tha’ts the lead story again on the news tonight. Thanks!

This Look Has To Stop -

 What’s with the over-the-top orange spray tan…the greased up spiked up hair…and the lipstick? I don’t know what they use to make their lips so pink…and I don’t get why they do the pouty lip thing either in all the photos. Seriously…you look like idiots.

I know that most of this look happens in New York…but it’s making it’s way to Des Moines…people, we can come together to stop this trend. We must stop this trend.

Bruce Jenner -

This man was a gold medal decathalon winner…one of the toughest (if not THE) toughest, most grueling Olympic event…and what does he do now? He’s a plastic surgery/botox junkie…and step-father to the Kardashians…and a celeb-reality show nightmare. You’d think a gold medal would do you better than that.

NOTE: Also, on Tuesday night, Khloe and Kim Kardashian were at the Lakers game…but not in the front two rows…sorry Khloe, even if you’re married to a Laker, you still don’t get the good seats. They put the pretty people in those seats.

 AWESOME is as AWESOME does!